Renegade #221 – Puttin’ On The Green

WHO: Renegade
WHAT: Trail #221 Puttin’ On The Green
WHEN: SUNDAY, March 13
WHERE: The Crescent Lounge (formerly DiMarcos and the sign still says DiMarcos) 5240 Godown Rd Columbus
HARES: THOT to Trot & Can’t Feel It
MUSTER: 2:00pm
CHALK TALK: 2:45pm
ON-OUT: 3:00pm
TRAIL: A to A*
BRING: virgins, vessels, whistle, a green dress/green clothing,
Money for at least 2 or 3 extra credit bar stops

It’s baaaack! Time for the Puttin’ On The Green trail. It’s always a blast so Cum join us!

This is a 21 and older event. Where the trail might be dog-friendly the many venues we are stopping at are not.


02/27/22 – #220 – Serialbater and Leggo My Preggo

Who: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
What: Trail #220
On Start: Market Bar, North Market, 6750 Longshore Street, Unit 1, Dublin, OH 43017
Parking: Free in garage
When: this SUNDAY
On-on: 02/27/2022
Muster: 2pm
Chalk Talk: 3pm
On-out: 3:15
Hash cash: 7 singles
Trail: Dead A to A’
Shiggy level: 3 (out of 5)
Bring: Virgins, vessels, whistle
Hares: Serialbater and Leggo My Preggo were awesome enough to step up and volunteer to hare.
Why: These beers will not drink themselves!


10/29/20 #204 – Halloweekend Pub Crawl

Pins Mechanical Co.
6558 Riverside Dr.
Dublin 43017

Once again Columbus is kicking off Halloween weekend with a pay as you go Pub Crawl Trail.
Get your costumes together and cum join us!
Bundle up.. the plan is to spend most of our time outside on covered patios and on Trail. Also outside circle unless it is raining.
Recommend you park in or near the Mooney Street Parking Garage. (free)

Hares: Cocka Noodle, Can’t Feel It and Patented Package

Muster: whenever
Chalk talk: 6:00
Pack away: 6:15 (not Renegade time)

What to bring:
Money for habbi and bar stops
Hash Cash $7.00

Shiggy: .69
A to A+
21 and over only

Lost or confused?
Cant Feel It cell:
614 766 – PETS (7387)


Renegade #201 – Wishbone’s cake day

27 years ago at approximately 1pm cst, I decided that this world needed me in it. The nurses kidnapped an OBGYN out of the hallway and BAM baby Wishbone. To celebrate my womb exiting, we must have trail!

When: Aug 15
Muster: 1:00pm
On Out: 1:45pm
Hash Cash: $7
Hares: Wishbone Me and Salt Crack
Where: Iuka Park (the end near 4th St). Plug 2139 Iuka Ave. into your gps of choice, park on the street and look for degenerates milling about.
Shiggy: 2.5 to 3 (I don’t know yet)
Bring: A mask, some dry shoes, vessel, social distance, extra single serve drinks, etc.

Masks will be mandatory. If you don’t want to wear a mask, tough shit. I will be an asshole about this because fuck you I’m a scientist and I care about you. Need as mask? Let me know, I’ll sew you one.


03/28/20 #192 – No Licking

Ok Y’all! Here is the plan! Since you are all sick people and you might also have the coronavirus, we will be having a slightly different kind of trail. We totally did not steal this idea from Dayton and anyone who implies that we did will drink for this crime!

This trail will be dead laid (like Jack?) and will be very straight forward. We’ll post a picture of the marks so even you halfminds won’t get lost. Circle will be online using Itchy’s magic zoom code.

Hares: Immaculate Projection, Wishbone Me, St. Suspicious Stains
When: Anytime between 10 am and 4 pm, there is no muster, chalk talk, pre-lube, or grouping of any kind.
Circle: 5pm on Zoooooooooom
Where: Tuttle Community Rec Center (240 W Oakland Ave, Columbus, OH 43201)
Why: Because we need to get the fuck outside
How: A to A. On your own. If you don’t want to go alone, find a single buddy. One. Don’t be a dumb ass and protect others. No spreading, touching, or licking random shit (I’m looking at you Salt Crack).
Bring: You, yourself, and maybe one single buddy. Your own beer (sorry y’all, Itchy decreed it).
Shiggy: 1 if you want or 2 if you want.

Seriously, please don’t be an ass and spread the disease.


COVID-19 Update

Governor DeWine has issued a statewide stay-at-home order. Outdoor activity is allowed and encouraged, with precautions. Going forward for the foreseeable future we will be doing the following:

• Trails will be dead laid and announced as usual, or laid and done virtually on our Facebook group.
• We will not have the usual prelube and chalk talk. Chalk talk will be on the ground at on-start.
• There will be no hash cash collected; BYOB while you do Trail. Do trail at your leisure, and with whatever people you feel comfortable with, but circle will be at a predetermined time (see below).
• Please limit shiggy and hard stuff like back checks. People will be doing this on their own.
• Circle will be held at a predetermined time via video; if you haven’t done Trail by then, join and drink.

We are doing this to give everyone a chance to get outside and get a little muddy, while also being responsible. No one has to attend, you can always NLC and dial into circle. But you will be given the chance to go Hashing if you wish.

In addition, please video your trail and post it to our group!

Please download this app for video circles.


03/15/20 #191 – Pi Day (observed)

Start – O’Malleys Lounge, 530 Norton Rd, Columbus 43228
Note O’Malleys opens at 1. So pre-lube at home.

Theme – all things pi (think pie shots, pie to eat, and true trail will be exactly 3.14159 miles long)
Hares – Fatal if Swallowed and Yeast Infection

Hash cash – $7

For those who’ve asked for it – Trail will be runner-friendly! It just so happens, 3.1 miles IS a 5k. No medals will be awarded, however. Just pie.
Shiggy – yep, there’ll be some. Not a lot, but your feet will get muddy. Leave your sexy leprechaun boots at home. What to wear – hash attire. This is a hash, not a costume party.

If you have a burning desire to contribute something pie-shaped or pie-themed, consult the hare at 970-817-3903. If you have anything else that burns, consult your physician.

Start is at 1. It’s a Sunday and people got shit to do. So we’ll probably be on-out 1:30.


02/29/20 #190 – Leap Day

Jesus has no excuse to not go Hashing for this one!

Cum one, cum all to a special Leap Day version of the Renegade shit show. Your hosts have some nice shiggy cranked up for you half minds, so be ready. Also, we have a beer surplus, so this will be a special TWO DOLLAR HASH

WHO: Renegade, bitches
WHAT: Trail 190
WHEN: Leap Day!
WHERE: St. Stephen the Martyr Catholic Church, 4131 Clime Rd.
ON-OUT: 4pm
HARES: Salt Crack, Itchy Bitsy
SHIGGY: probably at least 4

• Vessels, god damnit! We are using a church parking lot with permission, but there will be masses taking place. They were kind enough to give a corner of their lot, let’s not abuse it (too much).
• Waterproof footwear, at the very least. Watch the forecast, dress accordingly. Also, waterproof footwear. Circle will be outside, which brings me to…

ON-AFTER: Emelio’s, 574 Georgesville Rd.


02/08/20 #187 – The Oregon Trail

Who: Seventeen Year Twitch
Where : 1132 Highland St., Victorian Village. There is street parking however you’ll need to download the parking application. Park Columbus.

Trail is A to A
Muster : 2:30 pm
Shiggy: .69
Hash Cash: $7
It’s going to be chilly… but you know that ????


02/15/20 #188 – The Unholy Trinity

Hares: So Many Ways, Dangerous Dismount, Nothing Goes

Location: Alum Creek Mountain Bike Trail Phase II Trailhead, 1694 Africa Rd, #1894, Galena OH 43021
Facebook is stupid and won’t locate the place directly.
62RQ+45 Lewis Center, Orange Township, OH in Google maps or roughly 40.2403, -82.9622
Trail: A to A
Muster: 1 pm
Shiggy: 2 (mud and/or snow)
Note: Circle will be outside

What to bring:
$7 hash cash
Change of socks and shoes

Water’s Edge Sports Grill
5192 Cheshire Rd
Galena, OH 43021

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