I used to work in Chicago, in a department store.
I used to work in Chicago, I don’t work there anymore.
A woman came in for a computer (a computer from the store)
A computer she wanted; ram she got, I don’t work there anymore.
A woman came in for some coffee (some coffee from the store)
Some coffee she wanted; flick of the bean she got, I don’t work there anymore
A woman came in for a:
doughnut – glazed she wanted. cream filled she got
elevator – my shaft
carpet – laid
spring – BOINGed
screwdriver – screwed
hammer – nailed
T-bone – tube steak
carpet – pile
berber – shag
gun – banged
nylons – hose
floppy disk – my hard drive
metaphysical conversation – fucked
a fucking – metaphysical conversation
velvet – felt
liquor – lick her I did
bolts – my nuts
sailors – semen
ham – porked
plastic – rubbers
plumbing – my pipe
pipe – hose
stockings – hose
liquid plumber – pipes cleaned
canned ham – porked
gift wrapping – packed
butter – spread
seafood/lobster – crabs
fabric – felt
balloon – blown
doughnut – my hole
lollipop – sucked
horse – ridden
flag – my pole
wheels – rimmed
beer – Busch
beer – a six pack she wanted, ate she got
puppy – my pussy
bowling ball – picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter she got
a hard drive – his floppy