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WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers
WHAT: Trail #148 Groundhog’s Day
WHEN: February 2, 2019
WHERE: Rafters Beer Pub 4404 Indianola Ave
HARES: Immaculate Projection
MUSTER: tba
CHALK TALK: tba
ON-OUT: tba
SHIGGY LEVEL: 0.69 (maybe 1.69 if Punxsutawney Phil is a bitch and the weather is shitty)
HASH CASH: $7
WHY: It is Groundhog’s Day so Immaculate is laying trail. She is TOTALLY NOT RECYCLING A TRAIL SHE USED ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
BRING: Virgins, vessels, fleshlight, your beaver I mean Groundhog, a top hat

I wanna fuck the lowest hole in your head
I wanna fuck the lowest hole that’s what I said
It’s the one that’s furthest south
It’s the one they call your mouth
I wanna fuck the lowest hole in your head.

I wanna fuck the lowest hole in your posterior
From what I hear your vagina’s quite inferior
And although it may be crass
I wanna fuck you in the ass
I wanna fuck the lowest hole in your posterior.

You should have used more flour and chalk
We followed your marks and they said “You’ve been fucked”
It sucked… you suck

You promised us Magic Hat
But lost on your trail, we’d’ve settled for Pabst
It sucked… you suck

You’ve gotta hold on to the drink that you’ve got
It doesn’t make a difference if it’s beer or a shot
This is for the tit checks you forgot on trail
You’re drinking a lot!

Whoa… there was no beer out there
Whoa-oh! You’re a shitty hare!
Take some flour and use it on trail
Whoa-oh! You’re a shitty hare!
You’re a shitty hare…

01/25/19 #147

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers
WHAT: Trail #147
WHEN: January 25, 2019
WHERE: Dick’s Den, 2417 N. High St
HARES: Wishbone Me, Itchy Bitsy
MUSTER: 6:30
CHALK TALK: 7:00
ON-OUT: 7:15
SHIGGY LEVEL: TBA
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: Virgins, vessels, fleshlight, etc.