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WHAT: Cum drink our Kool Aid on Jonestown’s 40th analversary of their killer party
WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Renegade Trail #141
WHEN: SUNDAY, November 18, 2018
WHERE: Barley Hopsters, 1 N Sandusky Street, Delaware, Ohio 43015
HARES: Serialbater and Cinnamon Sister
MUSTER: Noon
CHALK TALK: 1:45
ON-OUT: 2pm
TRAIL: A to A
SHIGGY LEVEL: 2.69 (on a 0-5 scale)
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: An open mind!
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-It’s that time of year again. You know… In order to celebrate Halloween, we drink with all of our friends nonstop for the length of a bad period. Welcome to day 3 of 6 bitches.

WHO: RENEGADE HASH

WHERE: Library Bar, 2169 N. High St., Columbus 43201

HARES: CARNIWHORE AND LADY HUMPS A LOT

WHAT: RENEGADE HASH DRUNK-O-WEEN TRAIL.
Thursday, October 25, 2018. 6pm muster, 6:45 chalk talk, 700pm (ISH) on-out. Make sure you dress in your most amazing Halloween costume, and join our drunken crew for a pub crawl. BRING YOUR A- GAME KIDS AS WE HAVE A PRIZE FOR BEST COSTUME!
Running late? Lost or need bad advice ? Text a hare and we will help you find us! 740-412-4551.

HASH CASH: 20 dollars includes food and beer!!!

CRASH SPACE AVAILABLE! PLEASE TEXT A HARE IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO STAY!!!!

ON- DRUNKOWEEN-ON
CARNI and LADY

We will be meeting at Twitch’s place to prelube with mimosas, bloody mary’s and coffee with Baileys. Afterward, a short trail to mile 24 of the marathon (3rd and Neil) to set up a beer near for the raceists.

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Columbus Marathon Beer Near
WHEN: Sunday, October 21, 2018
WHERE: 1132 Highland St, Columbus 43201
MUSTER: 8:30
ON-OUT: Sometime after that

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Renegade Trail #136
WHEN: Friday, October 12, 2018
WHERE: 2376 Pontiac St, Columbus OH 43211
HARES: Cockpit, Immaculate Projection
MUSTER: 6pm
BURGERS ON: 6:15
CHALK TALK: 7:15
ON-OUT: 7:30
TRAIL: A to A
SHIGGY: TBD (on a scale of 0-5)
HASH CASH: $7
CRASH SPACE: Yes! We have a sex dungeon, a basement, a shed, and yard for tents.
THINGS TO BRING: chairs, a flesh light, fluffy things, a side dish, a house warming present (Cockpit likes slut beer, Immaculate likes ciders and sours…just saying)

Normally Cockpit plans a Haunted House hash each October. This year he decided to buy a house and couldn’t be bothered to scout a haunted house so we are throwing a Haunted House-Warming hash instead. Cum see our new house and all be on the first of many shitty trails in, through or around it! We are having a mixed hasher-muggle ‘real’ house warming on Saturday so please don’t destroy the house too much, but feel free to stay for both.

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Trail #135
WHEN: September 29, 2018
WHERE: Itchy‘s Mom’s House, 2637 Old Kropp Rd., Grove City OH 43123
HARES: Itchy Bitsy and Working Member
MUSTER: 3:00
CHALK TALK: 4:00
ON-OUT: 4:15
SHIGGY LEVEL: Probably 3 or 4
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: A dry bag. Also, you can tent camp if you want, but it’ll be completely primitive.

We are teaming up with Team RWB on this Veterans Day weekend to show some veterans what hashing is all about! 100% of hash cash collected will be donated to the organization.

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus with Team RWB
WHAT: Trail #140
WHEN: November 10, 2018
WHERE: Blendon Woods Metro Park (40.0733737,-82.8887441)
HARES: Dangerous Dismount, Battery Operated Boyfriend, So Many Ways, Pool Tool
MUSTER: 12:00
CHALK TALK: 12:45
ON-OUT: 1:00
SHIGGY LEVEL: TBA
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: Virgins, vessels, the usual shit

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Renegade Trail #133
WHEN: Saturday, September 15, 2018
WHERE: Level One Bar + Arcade, 130 Hutchinson Ave, Columbus, Ohio 43212
HARES: General Lee Miserable, Blue Lip Special, A Girl Has No Name, Just Patrick and Just Shyannah
FAMILY FRIENDLY: Yes
MUSTER: Noon
VIDEO GAMES: 12-2
CHALK TALK: 2pm
ON-OUT: 2:15
DINNER: At on-in pay as you go
TRAIL: A to A’
SHIGGY: 1.69 (on a scale of 0-5)
HASH CASH: $7 hashers, $2 mini-hashers
CRASH SPACE: Yes!

It’s that time of year… when we all gather in a far-off land south of Columbus for trail, pond-swimming drinking, and more drinking, floating and news flash…
NEW THIS YEAR: As an awesome birthday present for Lady, Working Member is building a floating tiki bar. Come help sacrifice an amazingly cheap bottle of shitty champagne and take a float (or drunkenly overload the damn vessel and sink it). AND PLEASE DO NOT KILL MY FISH!

WHO: RENEGADE HASH

WHAT: Trail #131- Lady’s Birthday Shitshow. She survived another trip around the sun and has lots of amazing memories with each of you!

WHERE: Outside the fucking 270 loop, somewhere south of Narnia in the big pine forest. Most of you have been here but if you haven’t and you paid your pre-rego, a hare will message you the address.

HASH CASH: 20 dollars and a 24 pack of beer. Preferably slut beer, because everyone loves a slut. Right? There are no kegs this year because you wanks are bringing the hash beer. Therefore, chose wisely ????.

What do you get for 20 dollars you ask? Drunk, wet, covered in trail goo. Of course, you can tent camp and of course, we will feed you pre-trail munchies, dinner and breakfast the following morning. The rest is up to you.

Deliver your beer the day of the event to a hare. NO DAY OF REGOS WILL BE ACCEPTED AND WE ARE CAPPING THE EVENT! Rego soon, rego early! We need an accurate head (CUE SERIAL BAITER HASHER) count for food!

DOG FRIENDLY: ONLY if your dog is pet and people friendly. Parts of trail may be difficult to navigate for small pets. I don’t shit in your yard, so please don’t let your pup leave trail treasures in mine. Bring bags for clean up and keep your lovely on a leash. We have coyote in the neighborhood and I would not want your pup to be dinner.

KID FRIENDLY: HELL. NO. This is not a rated PG-13 event. There will be adult content, profanity (YOU fucking fucks) and optional nudity (your choice to get naked but expect that it will happen for many people- cue Lady). Take your kids to the circus or skating rink but DO NOT ASK to bring them here.

THE DETAILS:
Your hares Lady Humps A Lot, Working Member, and our guest hare we borrowed from Erie Hash, Cumz Alone, will help you navigate the weekend. Of course, the shitshow starts with prelube promptly at 11am. Bring your camping gear, dry bag, floatation device, cooler full of goodies, and all your overnight essentials. If you don’t know what to bring by now, I failed you as hash mom. Set up your tents, toss your beer donation of 24 beers on ice, and let the shit show begin. Mingle with your friends and prepare for the glorious day. At least that’s how Lady does it right?
Cue chalk talk: 100pm. By now, your Renegade spirit is in full swing and your thinking, hmm, should I never leave camp? Where’s Steamer? What the hell, am I doing trail? Fuck yes, you’re doing trail. Because it will be loaded with goodies for your consumption.
ON-OUT: 130pm. Lady is not 20 anymore and parts of the trail may be live. Give her old ass a head start and we will see you at a beer near.
POST TRAIL DINNER: Food will be ready by 5pm or when it is fucking ready. You won’t starve here. I pinky promise (no crosses count).
CIRCLE: Circle will occur sometime after dinner (or when Immaculate fucking says so!) Don’t argue with her. She got named here. She kills things. Just be careful (LOVE YOU IP!)
MIDNIGHT SHOT TRAIL: If you would like to have shots set up by your tent, feel free to bring goodies to share with all your friends. Clothing optional of course. DUH>>> Just stay out of the neighbor’s yard!
See you wanks in a few short weeks and message me with any questions!

LOVE AND MANY MORE BEERDAYS,
LADY

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Renegade Trail #130
WHEN: Saturday, August 4, 2018
WHERE: Pins Mechanical Company, 6558 Riverside Drive, Dublin, Ohio 43017
HARES: On Ahead and Serialbater
MUSTER: 2pm
DUCK PIN BOWLING: 2:15
CHALK TALK: 3pm
ON-OUT: 3:15
TRAIL: A to B
SHIGGY: 3.69 (on a scale of 0-5)
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: Dry Sack and extra shoes. You will get wet on this ride!
CRASH SPACE: yes

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Renegade Trail #129
WHEN: Friday, July 27, 2018
WHERE: Bottoms Up, 4223 Roberts Rd., Columbus OH 43228
HARES: Itchy Bitsy
MUSTER: 6:30
CHALK TALK: 7:30
ON-OUT: 7:45
TRAIL: A to A
SHIGGY: 3 (on a scale of 0-5)
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: Probably dry shoes