Renegade #201 – Wishbone’s cake day

27 years ago at approximately 1pm cst, I decided that this world needed me in it. The nurses kidnapped an OBGYN out of the hallway and BAM baby Wishbone. To celebrate my womb exiting, we must have trail!

When: Aug 15
Muster: 1:00pm
On Out: 1:45pm
Hash Cash: $7
Hares: Wishbone Me and Salt Crack
Where: Iuka Park (the end near 4th St). Plug 2139 Iuka Ave. into your gps of choice, park on the street and look for degenerates milling about.
Shiggy: 2.5 to 3 (I don’t know yet)
Bring: A mask, some dry shoes, vessel, social distance, extra single serve drinks, etc.

Masks will be mandatory. If you don’t want to wear a mask, tough shit. I will be an asshole about this because fuck you I’m a scientist and I care about you. Need as mask? Let me know, I’ll sew you one.

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03/28/20 #192 – No Licking

Ok Y’all! Here is the plan! Since you are all sick people and you might also have the coronavirus, we will be having a slightly different kind of trail. We totally did not steal this idea from Dayton and anyone who implies that we did will drink for this crime!

This trail will be dead laid (like Jack?) and will be very straight forward. We’ll post a picture of the marks so even you halfminds won’t get lost. Circle will be online using Itchy’s magic zoom code.

Hares: Immaculate Projection, Wishbone Me, St. Suspicious Stains
When: Anytime between 10 am and 4 pm, there is no muster, chalk talk, pre-lube, or grouping of any kind.
Circle: 5pm on Zoooooooooom
Where: Tuttle Community Rec Center (240 W Oakland Ave, Columbus, OH 43201)
Why: Because we need to get the fuck outside
How: A to A. On your own. If you don’t want to go alone, find a single buddy. One. Don’t be a dumb ass and protect others. No spreading, touching, or licking random shit (I’m looking at you Salt Crack).
Bring: You, yourself, and maybe one single buddy. Your own beer (sorry y’all, Itchy decreed it).
Shiggy: 1 if you want or 2 if you want.

Seriously, please don’t be an ass and spread the disease.


03/15/20 #191 – Pi Day (observed)

Start – O’Malleys Lounge, 530 Norton Rd, Columbus 43228
Note O’Malleys opens at 1. So pre-lube at home.

Theme – all things pi (think pie shots, pie to eat, and true trail will be exactly 3.14159 miles long)
Hares – Fatal if Swallowed and Yeast Infection

Hash cash – $7

For those who’ve asked for it – Trail will be runner-friendly! It just so happens, 3.1 miles IS a 5k. No medals will be awarded, however. Just pie.
Shiggy – yep, there’ll be some. Not a lot, but your feet will get muddy. Leave your sexy leprechaun boots at home. What to wear – hash attire. This is a hash, not a costume party.

If you have a burning desire to contribute something pie-shaped or pie-themed, consult the hare at 970-817-3903. If you have anything else that burns, consult your physician.

Start is at 1. It’s a Sunday and people got shit to do. So we’ll probably be on-out 1:30.


02/29/20 #190 – Leap Day

Jesus has no excuse to not go Hashing for this one!

Cum one, cum all to a special Leap Day version of the Renegade shit show. Your hosts have some nice shiggy cranked up for you half minds, so be ready. Also, we have a beer surplus, so this will be a special TWO DOLLAR HASH

WHO: Renegade, bitches
WHAT: Trail 190
WHEN: Leap Day!
WHERE: St. Stephen the Martyr Catholic Church, 4131 Clime Rd.
ON-OUT: 4pm
HARES: Salt Crack, Itchy Bitsy
SHIGGY: probably at least 4

• Vessels, god damnit! We are using a church parking lot with permission, but there will be masses taking place. They were kind enough to give a corner of their lot, let’s not abuse it (too much).
• Waterproof footwear, at the very least. Watch the forecast, dress accordingly. Also, waterproof footwear. Circle will be outside, which brings me to…

ON-AFTER: Emelio’s, 574 Georgesville Rd.

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02/08/20 #187 – The Oregon Trail

Who: Seventeen Year Twitch
Where : 1132 Highland St., Victorian Village. There is street parking however you’ll need to download the parking application. Park Columbus.

Trail is A to A
Muster : 2:30 pm
Shiggy: .69
Hash Cash: $7
It’s going to be chilly… but you know that ????


02/15/20 #188 – The Unholy Trinity

Hares: So Many Ways, Dangerous Dismount, Nothing Goes

Location: Alum Creek Mountain Bike Trail Phase II Trailhead, 1694 Africa Rd, #1894, Galena OH 43021
Facebook is stupid and won’t locate the place directly.
62RQ+45 Lewis Center, Orange Township, OH in Google maps or roughly 40.2403, -82.9622
Trail: A to A
Muster: 1 pm
Shiggy: 2 (mud and/or snow)
Note: Circle will be outside

What to bring:
$7 hash cash
Change of socks and shoes

Water’s Edge Sports Grill
5192 Cheshire Rd
Galena, OH 43021

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01/18/20 #185 – Good Will Running

January 18, 2020
Muster: 3pm
Land-Grant Brewing, 424 W. Town St.

Y’all, it is cold out there and it is only going to get colder. Unfortunately, there are a large number of people facing homelessness in Columbus, but we can do something to help. On 1/18 we will be having our Good Will Running trail and we want to start collecting donations. We will be collecting physical donations and monetary donations that will be for a soon to be determined organization providing services to the homeless.

If you have some gently used clothing or can pick up some things to donate, please consider it! Also, would your business or the business you work for be willing to put out a collection box? Renegade is officially a non-profit and we have paperwork to prove it! (if you need it let me know).

Items being collected include:
Hot Hands
Travel Size Toiletries
Feminine Hygiene Products


01/24/20 #186 – 3rd Anal Immaculate Cock Birthday Ball Buster Bash*

Who: Immaculate Projection, Cockpit
What: The 3rd Anal Immaculate Cock Birthday Ball Buster Bash*
Where: Rafters Beer Pub. 4404 Indianola Ave.
When: 6:30 Muster. 7pm Chalk talk. 7:15 on out.
Why? Immaculate and Cockpit both have birthdays in January, so they like to hare a tail for you wanks.
Shiggy: 1.69
Trail: A to A
Things to bring: flesh light, virgins, gifts are appreciated but not required

  • no anal, ball buster or bash included. trail is less than 2 miles and probably not bashable

01/04/20 #184

Definitely not the same as the other one. More details to come. I’m mulling this one over, but don’t worry, it will be AWFUL. Completely on-brand for me.

When: Saturday, January 4, 2020
Where: Hop Yard 62, Grove City, OH
Muster: 2:46 pm
On-Out: 3:12
Hash Cash: Seven Bucks
Shiggy: -1

It’s NFHN Patty’s first time Haring. She’s learning from the worst in the Biz, so let’s have fun! Hope to see you there!!


12/27/19 #183

Start time 6:30. Location 4109 north high St Columbus 43214 chalk talk 6:45 in real time trail a to a ish (onion less than 1000feet)
Think SLUT -short lazy urban trail