Category: Hareline

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Mother Udders Cowtown Founder’s Analversary
WHERE: The Rock, 5766 Emporium Square, Columbus OH 43231
WHEN: April 16, 2016
MUSTER: 2:00
CHALK TALK: 3:00
ON-OUT: 3:30
HARES: Black Watch
HOST: Moon Over My Truckie
TRAIL: A to B
HASH CASH: $15 (virgins free)
SHIGGY LEVEL: Minor
ON-IN: 2981 Arendell Ct., Westerville OH
CRASH SPACE: Bring a tent for outdoors or sack and fluffy things for indoors

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Memorial Day Run
WHEN: May 28, 2016
HARES: Serialbater & Officer and A Genital
FOOD HARE: Beave It To Cleavage
MUSTER: 1pm
CHALK TALK: 2pm
ON-OUT: 2:15
WHERE: Tavern 42, 5200 US 42, Delaware, Ohio 43015
TRAIL: B to A
HASH CASH: $12
BRING: well stocked dry bag
POISON SHIGGY: yes, it is a Bater trail
WATER SHIGGY: pre-lube with Vaseline or ivy block
CRASH SPACE: always, bring your sack and fluffy things to 5553 Riverside Drive, Delaware, Ohio 43015
CAMPING: Yes, if you get real excited you can pitch a tent!

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: St. Valentine’s Day Massacre Run
WHEN: February 13, 2016
HARES: Dangerous Dismount and Serialbater
MUSTER: 2:00
CHALK TALK: 3:00
ON-OUT: 3:15
WHERE: Dimarcos, 5240 Godown Rd., Columbus OH 43235
TRAIL: A to B
HASH CASH: $5
BRING: winter weather gear is advisable
POISON SHIGGY: probably dead
WATER SHIGGY: always a possibility
FROZEN SHIGGY: if it freezes

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Trail #33
WHEN: March 4th, 2016
HARES: Serialbater worked his magic and conned NFHN Rocky into laying trail with Working Member.
MUSTER: 6:00
CHALK TALK: 6:45
ON-OUT: 7:00
WHERE: Chubby’s Sports Bar, 1846 Hard Rd., Columbus OH 43235
TRAIL: A to A’
HASH CASH: $5
BRING: a fleshlight
SHIGGY LEVEL: low
POISON SHIGGY: it’s dead
WATER SHIGGY: not much
FROZEN SHIGGY: it’s melted

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Trail #30
WHEN: January 29th, 2016
HARES: Serialbater suckered I mean sweet talked I Like It Small into doing her Virgin Lay with Immaculate Projection
MUSTER: 6:00
CHALK TALK: 6:30
WHERE: Rambling House Soda Pop, 310 E. Hudson St., Columbus, 43202
TRAIL: A to A’
HASH CASH: $5
BRING: a Headlamp, a vessel, your best hipster wear
POISON SHIGGY: nope
WATER SHIGGY: probably not
FROZEN SHIGGY: maybe, depending on the RA..whomever that is

What better way to show off your pale winter legs than to run around downtown Columbus in a green dress. There will be a prize for the whitest legs and also best dress.

WHEN: March 19, 2016
HARES: Pool Tool and Brown And Runny
WHERE: Grass Skirt Tiki Room 105 N Grant Ave. Columbus,OH 43215 $2.50 Miller Drafts, $4 24oz. PBR cans
PARKING: There is a pay lot to the north of Grass Skirt that is $5. Or you can park at the meters on the street at your own risk. The staff has been parking at the meters for years and never gotten tickets.
MUSTER: 12:00
CHALK TALK: 1:30
ON-OUT: 2:00
TRAIL: A to B
HASH CASH: A $15 value!

What to expect: Good beer, shitty beer, shitty urban trail with very little shiggy, cat calls and whistles from passers by, snacks, and other misc. shenanigans. If there are enough racists that really want to run, a longer eagle trail can be arranged. Please let me know if you are one of them.
What to bring: yourself, a green dress, virgins, a whistle, extra money for on after. After circle, we will be right down the street from Dirty Franks, 16 Bit Arcade, and Mikeys Late Night Slice. Rumor has it that Mikeys is doing a collaboration pizza with Hot Chicken Takeover.

Crash space? I’m sure we can arrange that

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Renegade Beer Fest Trail
WHEN: February 20, 2016
HARES: Dangerous Dismount and Battery Operated Boyfriend
MUSTER: 1:00
CHALK TALK: 2:00
WHERE: 8101 Sportsman Club Rd., Johnstown OH 43031
Parking is tight; please carpool if possible
TRAIL: A to A
HASH CASH: $8
BRING: A covered dish, a 6/12 pack of beer to share with the class, and a story about your beer!
***Please bring chairs if possible***
POISON SHIGGY: no
WATER SHIGGY: minor
FROZEN SHIGGY: probably not

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Itchy Lady Trail
WHEN: January 23rd, 2016
HARES: Itchy Bitsy and Lady Humps A Lot
MUSTER: 3:00
CHALK TALK: 3:30
WHERE: Dick’s Last Resort, 343 N. Front St., Columbus OH 43215 (in front of Nationwide Arena)
TRAIL: A to A’
HASH CASH: $8
BRING: winter weather gear!
POISON SHIGGY: probably not
WATER SHIGGY: probably not
FROZEN SHIGGY: maaaaaaayyyyyyyybbbbeeee

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Family Friendly New Year’s Eve Party and Trail #028
WHEN: December 31st, 2015
HARES: Serialbater
FOOD HARE: Beave It To Cleavage
MUSTER: 5pm
CHALK TALK: 5:45
ON-OUT: 6pm
WHERE: 5553 Riverside Drive, Delaware, Ohio 43015
TRAIL: yes
HASH CASH: $6
BRING: sack and fluffy things
POISON SHIGGY: it is a Bater trail
WATER SHIGGY: unless it’s frozen
FROZEN SHIGGY: Fat fucking chance, thanks El Niño

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WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Christmas Trail and all day event
WHEN: December 19-20th, 2015
HARES: Dangerous Dismount with Serialbater and the offspring
FOOD HARE: Beave It To Cleavage and Dangerous Dismount
MUSTER: noon
CHALK TALK: 1:30
WHERE: 5553 Riverside Drive, Delaware, Ohio 43015
TRAIL: yes
HASH CASH: $21
BRING: sack and fluffy things
POISON SHIGGY: it is a Bater trail
WATER SHIGGY: unless it’s frozen
FROZEN SHIGGY: we will see