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Cum to the Renegade Hash House Harriers, Columbus Christmas Party!
WHAT: Christmas Trail and all day event
WHEN: December 15-16th, 2018
HARES: New hasher and Serialbater
BRING: sack and fluffy things to crash and let Beave It know what dish you are bringing.
POISON SHIGGY: it is a Bater trail
WATER SHIGGY: unless it’s frozen
FROZEN SHIGGY: we will see
FOOD HARES: Beave It To Cleavage
MUSTER: 1:00
CHALK TALK: 2:45
ON-OUT: 3:00 on time…maybe!
WHERE: 5553 Riverside Drive, Delaware, Ohio 43015
TRAIL: yes
HASH CASH: $20 plus a $10ish white elephant gift.

Hi Renegade!
Serving Seamen and Brown and Runny here, with very few details about the OSU-UM hash.
Date: 24 Nov 2018
Pack gather: 8:30
Hares away NLT 9:30
Location: Oldfield’s North Fourth Tavern, 1571 N. 4th St.
On-after: also somewhere in Columbus
To bring: OSU gear. If you show up in that Michigan bullshit, expect Malort down-downs. But then again, if you’re cheering for UM, you probably like that stuff. Dress warmly, as we will be crashing many tailgate and frat house parties; possibly an outside circle.
Other stuff: We will have mimosas and bloody marys to reward you for getting to the balls early start time. Feel free to bring your favorite breakfast beverage as well.
Plenty of crash space available for out of town wanks.
More details to follow, once your hares get their shit together.

WHAT: Cum drink our Kool Aid on Jonestown’s 40th analversary of their killer party
WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Renegade Trail #141
WHEN: SUNDAY, November 18, 2018
WHERE: Barley Hopsters, 1 N Sandusky Street, Delaware, Ohio 43015
HARES: Serialbater and Cinnamon Sister
MUSTER: Noon
CHALK TALK: 1:45
ON-OUT: 2pm
TRAIL: A to A
SHIGGY LEVEL: 2.69 (on a 0-5 scale)
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: An open mind!
Event Shirt! $15 pre-order NOW!

-It’s that time of year again. You know… In order to celebrate Halloween, we drink with all of our friends nonstop for the length of a bad period. Welcome to day 3 of 6 bitches.

WHO: RENEGADE HASH

WHERE: Library Bar, 2169 N. High St., Columbus 43201

HARES: CARNIWHORE AND LADY HUMPS A LOT

WHAT: RENEGADE HASH DRUNK-O-WEEN TRAIL.
Thursday, October 25, 2018. 6pm muster, 6:45 chalk talk, 700pm (ISH) on-out. Make sure you dress in your most amazing Halloween costume, and join our drunken crew for a pub crawl. BRING YOUR A- GAME KIDS AS WE HAVE A PRIZE FOR BEST COSTUME!
Running late? Lost or need bad advice ? Text a hare and we will help you find us! 740-412-4551.

HASH CASH: 20 dollars includes food and beer!!!

CRASH SPACE AVAILABLE! PLEASE TEXT A HARE IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO STAY!!!!

ON- DRUNKOWEEN-ON
CARNI and LADY

We will be meeting at Twitch’s place to prelube with mimosas, bloody mary’s and coffee with Baileys. Afterward, a short trail to mile 24 of the marathon (3rd and Neil) to set up a beer near for the raceists.

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Columbus Marathon Beer Near
WHEN: Sunday, October 21, 2018
WHERE: 1132 Highland St, Columbus 43201
MUSTER: 8:30
ON-OUT: Sometime after that

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Renegade Trail #136
WHEN: Friday, October 12, 2018
WHERE: 2376 Pontiac St, Columbus OH 43211
HARES: Cockpit, Immaculate Projection
MUSTER: 6pm
BURGERS ON: 6:15
CHALK TALK: 7:15
ON-OUT: 7:30
TRAIL: A to A
SHIGGY: TBD (on a scale of 0-5)
HASH CASH: $7
CRASH SPACE: Yes! We have a sex dungeon, a basement, a shed, and yard for tents.
THINGS TO BRING: chairs, a flesh light, fluffy things, a side dish, a house warming present (Cockpit likes slut beer, Immaculate likes ciders and sours…just saying)

Normally Cockpit plans a Haunted House hash each October. This year he decided to buy a house and couldn’t be bothered to scout a haunted house so we are throwing a Haunted House-Warming hash instead. Cum see our new house and all be on the first of many shitty trails in, through or around it! We are having a mixed hasher-muggle ‘real’ house warming on Saturday so please don’t destroy the house too much, but feel free to stay for both.

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Trail #135
WHEN: September 29, 2018
WHERE: Itchy‘s Mom’s House, 2637 Old Kropp Rd., Grove City OH 43123
HARES: Itchy Bitsy and Working Member
MUSTER: 3:00
CHALK TALK: 4:00
ON-OUT: 4:15
SHIGGY LEVEL: Probably 3 or 4
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: A dry bag. Also, you can tent camp if you want, but it’ll be completely primitive.

We are teaming up with Team RWB on this Veterans Day weekend to show some veterans what hashing is all about! 100% of hash cash collected will be donated to the organization.

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus with Team RWB
WHAT: Trail #140
WHEN: November 10, 2018
WHERE: Blendon Woods Metro Park (40.0733737,-82.8887441)
HARES: Dangerous Dismount, Battery Operated Boyfriend, So Many Ways, Pool Tool
MUSTER: 12:00
CHALK TALK: 12:45
ON-OUT: 1:00
SHIGGY LEVEL: TBA
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: Virgins, vessels, the usual shit

Bring donations day of, or preferably in advance (for sorting) reach out to Cottage Cheese…clothing items only. Old hats, etc. are cool too. Items will be donated to Out of the Closet thrift store after the event.

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Renegade Trail #134
WHEN: Friday, September 21, 2018
WHERE: Bottoms Up, 4223 Roberts Rd., Columbus OH 43228
HARES: Cottage Cheese, NFHN Janet, Abandon Shit
MUSTER: 6:00
CHALK TALK: 7:00
ON-OUT: 7:30
TRAIL: A to A
SHIGGY: 4.5 (on a scale of 0-5)
HASH CASH: $7