All posts by Itchy

January 18, 2020
Muster: 3pm
Land-Grant Brewing, 424 W. Town St.

Y’all, it is cold out there and it is only going to get colder. Unfortunately, there are a large number of people facing homelessness in Columbus, but we can do something to help. On 1/18 we will be having our Good Will Running trail and we want to start collecting donations. We will be collecting physical donations and monetary donations that will be for a soon to be determined organization providing services to the homeless.

If you have some gently used clothing or can pick up some things to donate, please consider it! Also, would your business or the business you work for be willing to put out a collection box? Renegade is officially a non-profit and we have paperwork to prove it! (if you need it let me know).

Items being collected include:
Hot Hands
Travel Size Toiletries
Feminine Hygiene Products

Who: Immaculate Projection, Cockpit
What: The 3rd Anal Immaculate Cock Birthday Ball Buster Bash*
Where: Rafters Beer Pub. 4404 Indianola Ave.
When: 6:30 Muster. 7pm Chalk talk. 7:15 on out.
Why? Immaculate and Cockpit both have birthdays in January, so they like to hare a tail for you wanks.
Shiggy: 1.69
Trail: A to A
Things to bring: flesh light, virgins, gifts are appreciated but not required

  • no anal, ball buster or bash included. trail is less than 2 miles and probably not bashable

Definitely not the same as the other one. More details to come. I’m mulling this one over, but don’t worry, it will be AWFUL. Completely on-brand for me.

When: Saturday, January 4, 2020
Where: Hop Yard 62, Grove City, OH
Muster: 2:46 pm
On-Out: 3:12
Hash Cash: Seven Bucks
Shiggy: -1

It’s NFHN Patty’s first time Haring. She’s learning from the worst in the Biz, so let’s have fun! Hope to see you there!!

Alright, here we go. It’s Xmas, and there are shiny things.

Who: Renegade H3 and our buddies!
What: Renegade #182, Xmas Lights!
When: Friday, December 6, 2019
Where: Little Palace 240 S. 4th St. Columbus OH 43215
Hare: Salt Crack (I’m bad at this. Fair warning.)
Trail: A to A’
Cost: $7
Muster: 6:27 pm
Chalk Talk: 7:13 pm
On-out: 7:22 pm
Shiggy: Naw

Bring a headlamp / flashlight. Probably wont need it, but better safe than sorry. Also, if you park at the Columbus Commons parking lot, you’ll be walking distance for anywhere.

On this Veterans Day weekend, Land-Grant Brewing has teamed up to celebrate the one year anniversary of the National Veterans Memorial and Museum. A portion of the proceeds from the beer sales will benefit the museum, and ALL Hash Cash will be donated. We are collecting the customary $7, but feel free to donate more if you wish. In addition, there will be a $17 extra credit stop (free for military/veterans with proof of service, and it’s probably no secret lol)

Who: Renegade H3 and friends
What: Renegade #180
When: Sunday November 10, 2019
Where: Land-Grant Brewing Company, 424 W. Town St., Columbus 43215
Hares: Itchy Bitsy
Trail: A to A’
Cost: $7
Muster: 1:00 pm
Chalk Talk: 1:45 pm
On-out: 2:00 pm
Shiggy: Maybe 2?

Cum join Renegade’s resident murder fetish queen for a jaunt through historical Columbus places of death!

Who: Renegade H3 and friends
What: Renegade #179
When: Saturday, November 2, 2019
Where: R Bar, 413 N Front St, Columbus 43215
Hares: Nice Try
Trail: A to B
Cost: $7
Muster: 4:00 pm
Chalk Talk: 4:45 pm
On-out: 5:00 pm
Shiggy: Maybe 2?

Meet at North High Brewing, 1288 N. High St., Columbus 43201

Bad news: Eerie is not doing their Halloween hash this year. Somebody decided to get married or some such nonsense.

Good news: We’re still kicking off the Halloweekend with a pub crawl!

Mixed news: visiting hares (Cock-a-Noodle and Polly Wanna Fuck Her) are haring it, so who knows what will happen? On out on Renegade time? Dayton time? Athens time?! Actual trail or just conga line between pubs? Just rest assured it will still be a shitshow.

Just get a costume, whistle, and chalk (ha!) and show up. Bring your hash cash ($7); if we can negotiate pitchers at some of the stops we’ll blow it on those; if not, we won’t collect it at all. Beers at some of the stops will definitely be on your own, so bring a form of payment (and your IDs, whippersnappers).

Muster 6:00 (or even earlier; the hares will be in town that afternoon)
Pretend chalk talk will be at 7:00, hares away at 7:10. 😂🤣😂

Trail is A to A prime.

Day-after-after: One of the hares will be HEADing to Akron Friday for the pink dress. (Bad news: it’s not the pretty one.) For your play-hooky road trip considerations.

What: Renegade #176
Where: Little Bar
Hares: Wishbone Me and Saint Suspicious Stains
When: 7:00 pm
Why: Because we can?
Hash Cash: this is short notice, so buy your own damn beer
Shiggy Level: 1

What to bring: a love of pussies.

Get tickets for 8pm here:

Who: Renegade H3 and friends
What: Renegade #177
When: Saturday, October 12, 2019
Where: 13th Floor Haunted House, 2605 Northland Plaza Dr., 43231
Hares: Cockpit
Trail: A to A
Cost: $27-$37 per ticket ($37 is fast pass option)
Muster: 7:00 pm
Chalk Talk: 7:45 pm
On-out: 8:00 pm
Shiggy Level: does possibly shitting your pants count as shiggy?