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If you don’t know how this works, show up and draw straws. Loser gets a flour bag and 5 minutes to lay trail. When you’re caught, the person responsible gets 4 minutes. And so on. Ideally we end up back at the on-start but if not, oh well.

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers
WHAT: Trail #149
WHEN: February 16, 2019
WHERE: Hendocs Pub, 2375 N. High St.
HARES: An unlucky soul
MUSTER: 4:00
CHALK TALK: 4:45
ON-OUT: 5:00
SHIGGY LEVEL: whatever the hares decide
HASH CASH: $7

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers
WHAT: Trail #148 Groundhog’s Day
WHEN: February 2, 2019
WHERE: Rafters Beer Pub 4404 Indianola Ave
HARES: Immaculate Projection
MUSTER: tba
CHALK TALK: tba
ON-OUT: tba
SHIGGY LEVEL: 0.69 (maybe 1.69 if Punxsutawney Phil is a bitch and the weather is shitty)
HASH CASH: $7
WHY: It is Groundhog’s Day so Immaculate is laying trail. She is TOTALLY NOT RECYCLING A TRAIL SHE USED ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
BRING: Virgins, vessels, fleshlight, your beaver I mean Groundhog, a top hat

I wanna fuck the lowest hole in your head
I wanna fuck the lowest hole that’s what I said
It’s the one that’s furthest south
It’s the one they call your mouth
I wanna fuck the lowest hole in your head.

I wanna fuck the lowest hole in your posterior
From what I hear your vagina’s quite inferior
And although it may be crass
I wanna fuck you in the ass
I wanna fuck the lowest hole in your posterior.

You should have used more flour and chalk
We followed your marks and they said “You’ve been fucked”
It sucked… you suck

You promised us Magic Hat
But lost on your trail, we’d’ve settled for Pabst
It sucked… you suck

You’ve gotta hold on to the drink that you’ve got
It doesn’t make a difference if it’s beer or a shot
This is for the tit checks you forgot on trail
You’re drinking a lot!

Whoa… there was no beer out there
Whoa-oh! You’re a shitty hare!
Take some flour and use it on trail
Whoa-oh! You’re a shitty hare!
You’re a shitty hare…

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers
WHAT: Trail #147
WHEN: January 25, 2019
WHERE: Dick’s Den, 2417 N. High St
HARES: Wishbone Me, Itchy Bitsy
MUSTER: 6:30
CHALK TALK: 7:00
ON-OUT: 7:15
SHIGGY LEVEL: TBA
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: Virgins, vessels, fleshlight, etc.

This is our annual drive to keep Columbus warm.

$2 PBR, trail starts at Noon. Parking at the lot across the street is $7, or don’t be a weenie and find somewhere free 😬

No hash cash for this trail; your donations for the needy are more than welcome. Your beer donations for the hash needy are also welcome. Bar stops along the way will be pay-as-you-go. Other stops will be hosted by hashers that love you and your charitable spirit.

Cum out and help the homeless again!

Hares Yeast Infection and Can’t Feel It are putting together an awesome trail with an epic on after!

On-Start: The Crest, 2875 Indianola Ave, 43202
A to A+
Chalk talk 7:45
Pack away 8:15 (Dayton time not Renegade time)

On-Start TBA and time may change slightly.

Hash cash $12.00 (includes trail, trail beverages, circle beer and admission to the interactive viewing for the on-after) Rice (Weiss) is not allowed.
Don’t forget to dress as your favorite character!
There will be a prize for the best costume

Shiggy level 1.69

Cum to the Renegade Hash House Harriers, Columbus Christmas Party!
WHAT: Christmas Trail and all day event
WHEN: December 15-16th, 2018
HARES: New hasher and Serialbater
BRING: sack and fluffy things to crash and let Beave It know what dish you are bringing.
POISON SHIGGY: it is a Bater trail
WATER SHIGGY: unless it’s frozen
FROZEN SHIGGY: we will see
FOOD HARES: Beave It To Cleavage
MUSTER: 1:00
CHALK TALK: 2:45
ON-OUT: 3:00 on time…maybe!
WHERE: 5553 Riverside Drive, Delaware, Ohio 43015
TRAIL: yes
HASH CASH: $20 plus a $10ish white elephant gift.

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Renegade Trail #143
WHEN: Friday, November 30, 2018
WHERE: Main Bar, 16 W. Main St.
HARES: Stranger Danger and America’s Most Flaunted
MUSTER: 6pm
CHALK TALK: 6:45
ON-OUT: 7:00
TRAIL: bright
SHIGGY LEVEL: 0.69 (on a 0-5 scale)
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: tidings of comfort and joy

Hi Renegade!
Serving Seamen and Brown and Runny here, with very few details about the OSU-UM hash.
Date: 24 Nov 2018
Pack gather: 8:30
Hares away NLT 9:30
Location: Oldfield’s North Fourth Tavern, 1571 N. 4th St.
On-after: also somewhere in Columbus
To bring: OSU gear. If you show up in that Michigan bullshit, expect Malort down-downs. But then again, if you’re cheering for UM, you probably like that stuff. Dress warmly, as we will be crashing many tailgate and frat house parties; possibly an outside circle.
Other stuff: We will have mimosas and bloody marys to reward you for getting to the balls early start time. Feel free to bring your favorite breakfast beverage as well.
Plenty of crash space available for out of town wanks.
More details to follow, once your hares get their shit together.