Aye-yi-yi-yi
Si, si Signora,
My sister Belinda she pissed out the window,
And filled up my brand new sombrero.
I like my gin, it helps me get in,
But I like the vino,
The vino is supremo-oh-oh-oh.
Aye-yi-yi-yi…
I like the whiskey, it helps me feel frisky…
I like my brandy, it makes me feel randy…
I like my stout, it helps me get out…
I like my rum, it helps me to cum…
I like my coke-a, it helps me to poke-a…
I like my beer, it makes me feel queer…
I like my wine, it makes my knob shine…
I like my claret, it stiffens the carrot…
I like the sherry, it makes my balls hairy…
I like my liquor, it makes me cum quicker…
I like Malört, it helps me cavort…
I like my gin, it helps me get it in…
I like my cider, it helps me get in side her…