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Days of the Week

Leader: Today is Monday!
All: Today is Monday!
Leader: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

CHORUS:
Leader: is everybody happy?
All: You bet your ass we are!
All: (raise cups over heads and make one complete turn while humming)
Do-doddle, doot-doot, doot-doot, doot-doo.
Do-doddle, doot-doot, doot-doot, doot-doo.

Leader: Today is Tuesday!
All: Today is Tuesday!
Leader: Tuesday is a blow job day! (blow job motion)
All: Tuesday is a blow job day! (blow job motion)
Leader: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

Chorus

(now that you’ve got the idea, here are the rest of the days)

Wednesday is a cunnilingus day! (stick tongue between two fingers)
Thursday is a drinking day! Thank God for Thursday! (raise glass in salute)
Friday is a fucking day! (humping motions, cheering, happiness)
Saturday is a hashing day! (running motions, cheering, happiness)
Sunday is a day of rest and relaxation. FUCK SUNDAY! Cause…