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Jesus Can’t Go Hashing

Chorus
Free beer for all the hashers,
Free beer for all the hashers,
Free beer for all the hashers,
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

Jesus can’t go hashing cause he’s stuck behind a rock 3x
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

Jesus CAN go hashing ’cause ______ moved the rock,
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he turns the beer to wine,
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause the shiggys on his head,
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause the Jew won’t pay seven bucks,
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause his dad knows all the trails,
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s mowing my front lawn,
Jesus won’t come hashing because Judas pissed him off,
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he runs like this, (hop in a crucifix pose)
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause the flour falls through his hands,
Jesus don’t need flour ’cause he lays the trail in blood,
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he only has 12 friends,
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause his wood is just too big,
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s hung like this, (arms extended)
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he only has 12 friends,
Mary was a virgin, yeah we’ve heard that one before, Mary saves…,
Mohammad can’t go hashing ’cause he’s planning a jihad, Mohammad saves…,
Mohammad can’t go hashing ’cause he blows up all the trails,
Buddha can’t go hashing ’cause he’s just too fucking fat, Buddha saves…,

To end the song
Jesus we’re only kidding…