Most of these end with the line
‘Drink it down down down down…’
…until the accused has either finished or is wearing their beverage. If it is determined said down-down has taken too long the circle will launch into;
Why are we waiting?
We could be masturbating, (fornicating, rollerblading, etc on future verses)
Oh why are we waiting,
So fucking long?
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[for the times people try and re-sing a song or forget their lyrics]
Ziggy zoggy, Ziggy zoggy, oi oi oi (the person who failed does a down down while this is chanted)
Ziggy zoggy, Ziggy zoggy, oi oi oi
(it can be continued if needed)
Motorcycle, motorcycle, vroom vroom vroom
Motor boat motor boat, brr brr brr
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[Mickey Mouse]
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (it sucked!),
Shitty trail (it blew!),
The motherfuckers laid a shitty trail,
I would rather fuck your mom than hash a shitty trail,
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
*
[For serenading virgins for their first down down]
High above the virgin’s garter,
High above their knees,
Lies the secret of their honor,
Their virginity,
Roll them over, [start turning the virgins around]
Oh so slowly,
Softly in the grass, [stop turning]
That is why we live and die,
For a piece of virgin ass [moon the virgins]
*
Balls to Mr. Bengelstein, Bengelstein, Bengelstein,
Balls to Mr. Bengelstein, dirty old man.
He sits on the steeple and shits on the people,
So, balls to Mr. Bengelstein, dirty old man.
He keeps us all waiting while he’s masturbating,
So, balls to Mr. Bengelstein, dirty old man.
He ups and he downs them, he right well fucking pounds them,
So, balls to Mr. Bengelstein, dirty old man,
[this is where you do the down down]So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker, drink,
Balls to Mr. Bengelstein, dirty old man.
*
[Flintstones]
Hashers, meet the hashers,
We’re the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of ________,
We’re the leaders in debauchery,
Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch us as we down a lot of beers.
Down down, down down down down,
…
*
[My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean]
He ought to publicly pissed upon,
He ought to be publicly shot (Bang! Bang!),
He out to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot!
*
Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, for country and for queen,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be!
*
The name of the game is twenty toes,
It’s played around the town,
The girls all play with ten toes up,
The boys play ten toes…
Down down down down…
*
[William Tell Overture]
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
*
Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born at all?
She’s no fucking use to anyone,
She’s no fucking use at all.
She’s may be a joy to her mother,
But she’s a pain in the asshole to me! (Moon the person in the middle of circle)
*
You’re stupid, you’re stupid,
You’re really fucking dumb,
If it wasn’t for your mother,
You’d be a spot of cum!
*
Heres to the hashers, they’re true blue,
They are hashers through and through,
They are piss-pots so they say,
They tried to go to heaven but they went the other way!
*
[CCR – Lookin’ Out My Back Door]
Just got out of prison,
My asshole’s still a-fizzin’
Thinkin’ about the friends I left behind in cell block 4,
They raped me in the showers,
It must have been for hours,
Now goo goo goo’s comin’ out my back door!
*
Where oh where were you last night,
Why did you make us hash all alone,
You fat lazy bastard,
You weren’t even here,
So we drank all the virgins,
And fucked all the beer.
*
[happy birthday]
Hashy birthday, fuck you,
Hashy birthday, fuck you,
Hashy birthday, fuck you,
Hashy birthday, fuck you.
*
Would you like my finger in your ear?
Likely, not fucking likely,
not fucking likely, not fucking likely.
Would you like my finger in your beer?
Likely, not fucking likely,
not fucking likely, not fucking likely.
Would you like my finger in your rear?
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT!
*
[The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You]
Hot vagina for your breakfast,
Hot vagina for your lunch,
Hot vagina for your dinner,
Just munch, munch, munch, munch, munch.
It’s so speedy and nutritious,
Bite-size and ready to eat,
So take a tip, go eat some clit;
Hot vagina can’t be beat.
*
[The Addam’s Family]
Their drinking is compulsive
Their running is convulsive
They’re morally repulsive
The Hash House Harriers
(do the na na nah and snaps)
Their flatulence is rude and
Their genitals protrude when
They’re running in the nude oh
Those Hash House Harriers
They’re always shiggy tracking
From constantly bushwhacking
Intelligence they’re lacking
The Hash House Harriers!
*
Put it in your hand Mrs. Murphy
It only weight a quarter of a pound
It’s got hair on its neck like a turkey
And it spits when you jerk it up and down down down…
*
She like it in the kitchen
She like it in the kitchen
She like it in the kitchen
Kitchen’s code for butt
*
Whip it out at the ballgame
Wave it round at the crowd
Dip it in peanuts and crackerjacks
I don’t care if you give it a whack
‘Cos it’s beat your meat at the ballgame
If you don’t come it’s a shame
For it’s one, two, you’re covered in goo
At the old ball game!
*
[My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean]
Bullshit, bullshit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me, to me,
Bullshit, bullshit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me!
*
He’s the meanest,
He sucks the horse’s penis,
He’s the meanest,
He’s the horse’s ass, (Hey)
Ever since he found it, (Hey)
All he does is pound it, (Hey)
He’s the meanest,
He’s the horse’s ass.
*
My name is Jack (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah),
I’m a necrophiliac (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah),
I fuck dead women (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah),
Fill ’em full of jism (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah),
I get frustrate (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah),
When their cremated (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah),
‘Cause try as I must (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah),
I CAN’T FUCK DUST
My name is Gus
I’m incestuous
I fucked my mother
And buggered my brother
But when they die
I will not cry
Cuz just like Jack
I’M A NECROPHILIAC
*
[Do, Re, Mi (Sound of Music) ]
Dos, a beer, a Mexican beer,
Ray, the guy who buys me beer, (Thanks Ray!),
Me, the guy, he buys beer for,
Far, a long-long way to run,
So, I think I’ve have a beer!
La, la la la la la la,
Tea, no thanks I’ll have a beer,
And that brings us back to Dos, dos, dos, dos…
*
[Row, Row, Row Your Boat]
Down Down Down your beer,
To pay for your crime.
Quit complaining about the taste,
There’s no cum this time.
*
Put your right leg over my shoulder,
Put your left leg over my shoulder,
(smothered humming)
*
My one skin hangs down to my two skin,
My two skin hangs down to my three,
My three skin hangs down to my foreskin,
My foreskin hangs down to my knee,
Roll back, Roll back,
Roll back that foreskin for me, (for me)
Roll back, Roll back,
Roll back that foreskin for me.
*
Love me tender, Love me sweet,
Wrap your lips around my meat,
Watch me smile, Watch me grin,
As the cum rolls down down down…
*
[Auld Lang Syne]
More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer,
More beer, more beer, more beer! (MORE BEER!)
More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer,
More beer, more beer, more beer! (MORE BEER!)
*
Pissanya, Pissanya, Pissanya,
In Russian it means “I love you,”
If I had my way I’d pissanya all day,
Pissanya, Pissanya, Pissanya.
Shittanya, Shittanya, Shittanya,
In Russian it means “I adore you,”
If I had my way I’d shittanya all day,
Shittanya, shittanya, shittanya.
Cummanya, Cummanya, Cummanya,
In Russian it means “I need you,”
If I had my way, I’d Cummanya all day,
Cummanya, Cummanya, Cummanya.
*
Hymm, Hymm,
Fuck Him!
*
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, turn her over,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, turn her over,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, that’s her asshole not her clit,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, turn her over,
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, he’s a homo,
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, he’s a homo,
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, he’s definitely packing it,
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, he’s a homo,
*
[Ten Green Bottles]
Ten stick of dynamite hanging on the wall,
Ten sticks of dynamite hanging on the wall,
And if one stick of dynamite should accidentally fall,
THERE’D BE NO MORE FUCKING DYNAMITE AND NO MORE FUCKING WALL!
*
This is your Down-Down song,
It isn’t very long…
*
Drink it down, you Zulu warrior,
Drink it down, you Zulu chief, chief, chief, chief
Zumba Zumba Zumba Zumba Zumba Zumba Zumba hey! (the drinker does the down down during the zumbas)
*