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WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers
WHAT: Trail # 097
WHEN: Friday October 13, 2017
WHERE: 1160 Alum Creek Dr, Suite B, Columbus OH 43209
HARES: Cockpit
MUSTER: 7:00 (get there on time not hash time, as there is limited free parking, and they will probably be busy this night. Additional parking available next door at Grand Prix Karting for a minimal fee)
CHALK TALK: 7:15
ON-OUT: 7:30 when they open.
SHIGGY LEVEL: Spooktacular
HASH CASH: FREE, BUTT buy your own ticket for $29.35 (Make sure to get the express pass, it saved a good bit of time last year since we could skip most of the lines.
BRING: Your Own Beer, this is a hash to go through the Haunted House with a bunch of hashers so just some discreet pre-lube and maybe a post-haunt beverage. Clean shorts if you scare easily.

You can get more info from their website and get the tickets here

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Life reminds us sometimes of what’s important. This time it’s being a family and holding up one of our own. The only acceptable time to waste piss is to pour one out for the dearly departed.

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Trail #095
WHEN: Friday, September 29, 2017
WHERE: Gibby’s Eatery and Sports Bar, 126 W. Main St., Circleville OH 43113
HARES: Priority Male
MUSTER: 6:30
CHALK TALK: whenever
ON-OUT: whenever
TRAIL: Pub Crawl
SHIGGY LEVEL: 0 (on a 0-5 scale)
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: flashlight and some kind words for Cockpit

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It’s day #3 of the OH/PA Halloweekend…6 hashes in 6 days:

OH/PA Halloweekend Tour:
10/25/17 – Toledo Hash – Toledo, OH
10/26/17 – Renegade Pub Crawl – Columbus, OH
10/27/17 – Rubber City Pink Dress Run – Medina, OH
10/28/17 – Eerie Halloween XXV – Erie, PA
10/29/17 – PGH-H3 – Pittsburgh, PA

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Trail #098
WHEN: Thursday, October 26, 2017
WHERE: Meister’s Bar, 1168 Chambers Rd., Columbus OH 43212
HARES: Meats In The Parking Lot
MUSTER: 6:00
CHALK TALK: 7:00
ON-OUT: 7:15
TRAIL: A to A
SHIGGY LEVEL: 1 (on a 0-5 scale)
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: flashlight and a costume

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Chorus
My girlfriend is a vegetable,
She lives in a hospital.
But I would do anything,
To keep my girl alive-oh.

She’s got no arms or legs,
Just a set of wooden pegs.
But I would do anything,
To keep my girl alive-oh.

She’s got an STD,
I don’t think it came from me.

She had a DNR,
Fucked it and threw it in my car.

She has a toothless grin,
When I wipe it on her chin.

She’s got her own TV,
it’s called an ECG.

Just last week for a joke,
I pulled her plug and watched her choke.

She’s really pissed with me,
‘Cos I crushed her colostomy.

I used to love to watch her strip
Now she lives on IV drip

She can’t scream and she can’t sigh
But I still fuck her all the time

She has a broken leg…
So we’ll let her guard the Keg.

If her ankle’s broke in two
let’s just melt her down for glue..

She has no arms or legs,
She looks like a pony keg.

My girl has long blond hair,
It’s in patches here and there.

I’m always guaranteed a blow,
Because she can’t say no.

Her EKG does not rise,
But she still spreads her thighs.

She can’t get out of bed,
Still she can give me head.

She has no feet or hands,
Her head’s connected with rubber bands.

She might not live the night,
That means she won’t fight.

My girl lives in an iron lung,
But she can still give real good tongue.

My girl has leprosy,
Parts always land on top of me.

She had an episiotomy,
That’s a bigger hole for me.

She can not hear, she can not see,
But she’s got an oral cavity.

She has a tracheotomy
There’s another hole for me

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Trail #094
WHEN: Saturday, September 23, 2017
WHERE: Hale’s Ales and Kitchen, 3641 Fishinger Blvd., Hilliard OH 43026
HARES: NFHN Rachel’s virgin lay with Itchy Bitsy
MUSTER: 4:00
CHALK TALK: 5:00
ON-OUT: 5:15
TRAIL: A to A’
SHIGGY LEVEL: 3.5 (on a 0-5 scale)
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: flashlight and a dry bag

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WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Trail #093
WHERE: Bob’s Bar, 4961 North High Street, Columbus, Ohio 43214
WHEN: Friday, September 15th, 2017
HARES: NFHN Brian’s Virgin Lay with Leggo My Preggo and Serialbater
MUSTER: 5:30
CHALK TALK: 6:15
ON-OUT: 6:30
TRAIL: A to A’
SHIGGY LEVEL: 3 (on a 0-5 scale)
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: flashlight and a dry bag, you will get wet on this ride!
WEAR: Buckeye, Army or camouflage gear

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