Ok Y’all! Here is the plan! Since you are all sick people and you might also have the coronavirus, we will be having a slightly different kind of trail. We totally did not steal this idea from Dayton and anyone who implies that we did will drink for this crime!
This trail will be dead laid (like Jack?) and will be very straight forward. We’ll post a picture of the marks so even you halfminds won’t get lost. Circle will be online using Itchy’s magic zoom code.
Hares: Immaculate Projection, Wishbone Me, St. Suspicious Stains
When: Anytime between 10 am and 4 pm, there is no muster, chalk talk, pre-lube, or grouping of any kind.
Circle: 5pm on Zoooooooooom
Where: Tuttle Community Rec Center (240 W Oakland Ave, Columbus, OH 43201)
Why: Because we need to get the fuck outside
How: A to A. On your own. If you don’t want to go alone, find a single buddy. One. Don’t be a dumb ass and protect others. No spreading, touching, or licking random shit (I’m looking at you Salt Crack).
Bring: You, yourself, and maybe one single buddy. Your own beer (sorry y’all, Itchy decreed it).
Shiggy: 1 if you want or 2 if you want.
Seriously, please don’t be an ass and spread the disease.