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On Saturday December 19th, 2015 16 hashers showed up for the debauchery starting out with the tasting of 15 beers. What a way to warm up your insides as the temperature outside was 25 degrees.

The group was bundled up and fired up to start this shitty trail that was set by hares Serialbater and Dangerous Dismount.

1st stop: A BN stop that was filled with cold beer and Christmas Carols…Hash Style. We lost Moon Over My Truckie and NFHN Fujio after a false trail strayed too close to the on-start deciding “No trail, just more beer for them”.

2nd stop: A SN stop with some Grape Pucker hidden by the previously borrowed stone pig!

3rd stop: A BN stop with a gorgeous view of the Scioto River. But too cold to swim, so Lady Humps A Lot decided if we weren’t going to swim she was heading home (and she did so in the hare car.)

4th stop: A BN stop in a cozy spot before having to climb up a rocky cliff. But, before that happened, we all got to see Working Member climb and then straddle a tree. Could he have been trying to hide his own “wood”?

The group proceeded to go thru fields, hills and a lot of bramble before being atop a huge hill. Immaculate Projection, Knitta Please, and Dum bAss decided that rolling down this hill was not for the faint of heart and decided to give it a try. Can you say “beer shake in the belly”?

Soon the hares left a trail shitty enough for the group to find their way back to the on-in. But not before Itchy Bitsy, Dum bAss and Working Member were able to come up with some great finds of some pumpkins. I think they were going to do sinister things to them later, but no pictures were taken to prove such a thing.

The on-in circle was conducted by the RA, Immaculate Projection, where a lot of punishment by beer drinking was performed.

During the on-in, two of our nameless hashers were inducted into the hashing world where they received some very fitting names: NFHN Fujio became “Ultraman” and Virginish Cecilia became “Battery Operated Boyfriend”. Just ask them why they deserved those names!!

All the hashers ate in style with food prepared by Beave It To Cleavage, BOB and DD and by everyone else who contributed to the buffet. AND we can’t forget the incredibly delicious (and fattening) Egg-nog; that was to die for. Dangerous Dismount thought she died and went to heaven after drinking numerous glasses. Leggo My Preggo and Priority Male joined the party post-circle.

The debauchery continued during the unusual reading of the “White Elephant Gift Exchange Poem”. And the gifts were unusual and some just can’t be put into print…right Priority Male & Itchy Bitsy?

Your faithful scribe,

Dangerous Dismount

What better way to show off your pale winter legs than to run around downtown Columbus in a green dress. There will be a prize for the whitest legs and also best dress.

WHEN: March 19, 2016
HARES: Pool Tool and Brown And Runny
WHERE: Grass Skirt Tiki Room 105 N Grant Ave. Columbus,OH 43215 $2.50 Miller Drafts, $4 24oz. PBR cans
PARKING: There is a pay lot to the north of Grass Skirt that is $5. Or you can park at the meters on the street at your own risk. The staff has been parking at the meters for years and never gotten tickets.
MUSTER: 12:00
CHALK TALK: 1:30
ON-OUT: 2:00
TRAIL: A to B
HASH CASH: A $15 value!

What to expect: Good beer, shitty beer, shitty urban trail with very little shiggy, cat calls and whistles from passers by, snacks, and other misc. shenanigans. If there are enough racists that really want to run, a longer eagle trail can be arranged. Please let me know if you are one of them.
What to bring: yourself, a green dress, virgins, a whistle, extra money for on after. After circle, we will be right down the street from Dirty Franks, 16 Bit Arcade, and Mikeys Late Night Slice. Rumor has it that Mikeys is doing a collaboration pizza with Hot Chicken Takeover.

Crash space? I’m sure we can arrange that

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Renegade Beer Fest Trail
WHEN: February 20, 2016
HARES: Dangerous Dismount and Battery Operated Boyfriend
MUSTER: 1:00
CHALK TALK: 2:00
WHERE: 8101 Sportsman Club Rd., Johnstown OH 43031
Parking is tight; please carpool if possible
TRAIL: A to A
HASH CASH: $8
BRING: A covered dish, a 6/12 pack of beer to share with the class, and a story about your beer!
***Please bring chairs if possible***
POISON SHIGGY: no
WATER SHIGGY: minor
FROZEN SHIGGY: probably not

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Itchy Lady Trail
WHEN: January 23rd, 2016
HARES: Itchy Bitsy and Lady Humps A Lot
MUSTER: 3:00
CHALK TALK: 3:30
WHERE: Dick’s Last Resort, 343 N. Front St., Columbus OH 43215 (in front of Nationwide Arena)
TRAIL: A to A’
HASH CASH: $8
BRING: winter weather gear!
POISON SHIGGY: probably not
WATER SHIGGY: probably not
FROZEN SHIGGY: maaaaaaayyyyyyyybbbbeeee image

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Family Friendly New Year’s Eve Party and Trail #028
WHEN: December 31st, 2015
HARES: Serialbater
FOOD HARE: Beave It To Cleavage
MUSTER: 5pm
CHALK TALK: 5:45
ON-OUT: 6pm
WHERE: 5553 Riverside Drive, Delaware, Ohio 43015
TRAIL: yes
HASH CASH: $6
BRING: sack and fluffy things
POISON SHIGGY: it is a Bater trail
WATER SHIGGY: unless it’s frozen
FROZEN SHIGGY: Fat fucking chance, thanks El Niño

Read the Hash Trash about this event!

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Christmas Trail and all day event
WHEN: December 19-20th, 2015
HARES: Dangerous Dismount with Serialbater and the offspring
FOOD HARE: Beave It To Cleavage and Dangerous Dismount
MUSTER: noon
CHALK TALK: 1:30
WHERE: 5553 Riverside Drive, Delaware, Ohio 43015
TRAIL: yes
HASH CASH: $21
BRING: sack and fluffy things
POISON SHIGGY: it is a Bater trail
WATER SHIGGY: unless it’s frozen
FROZEN SHIGGY: we will see

About
Who: Renegade Hash House Harriers and friends
What: Renegade Brewery Tour Flight #20
On-Start: 4:30 @Barley Hopsters, 1 North Sandusky Street, Delaware, Ohio
Chalk Talk: 6:20
On-out: 6:29
Brewery Near: 6:30 @Restoration Breworx, 25 North Sandusky Street
On-in: 8pm @Staas Brewing, 31 West Winter Street, Delaware, Ohio
Passport: If you don’t have one we will give you a fresh and clean virginal Columbus Ale Trail Brew Book!
Hares: Itchy Bitsy and Serialbater
Trail: around the block!
Hash Cash: $2
Why: We are “a drinking club with a running problem”

Who: Renegade Hash House Harriers and friends
What: Renegade Brewery Tour Flight #19
Brewery: Hoof Hearted Brewing
Where: 300 County Road 26, Marengo, Ohio 43334
​Passport: If you don’t have one we will give you a fresh and clean virginal Columbus Ale Trail Brew Book!
​Hare: none
Trail: none
Muster: noon for DIPA release into the wild
Hash Cash: none
Why: We are “a drinking club with a running problem”

Who: Renegade Hash House Harriers and friends
What: Renegade Brewery Tour Flight #18
Brewery: Ill Mannered Brewing Company
Where: 30 Grace Drive, Powell, Ohio 43065
​Passport: If you don’t have one we will give you a fresh and clean virginal Columbus Ale Trail Brew Book!
​Hare: If we get one
Trail: If we get one
Muster: 5pm for flights!
Chalk Talk: 6:30 if we have one.
On-out: 6:45 if we have one.
Hash Cash: $2 if we have a trail
Why: We are “a drinking club with a running problem”

Who: The Renegade Hash House Harriers, Columbus
What: Join us for Pumps Till It Burns Virgin Lay with Cock-A-Noodle!
Where: somewhere in Dayton. Invasion time!
When: Saturday, January 16, 2016
Why: Because some of us think beer is a good enough reason to go outside in January