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Who: Renegade Hash House Harriers and friends
What: Renegade Brewery Tour Flight #27
Brewery: TBA
Where: TBA
​Passport: If you don’t have one we will give you a fresh and clean virginal Columbus Ale Trail Brew Book!
​Hare:
Trail: see above
Muster: 5pm
Hash Cash: if there’s a trail
Why: We are “a drinking club with a running problem”

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Comfest Trail
WHEN: June 25, 2016
WHERE: 1132 Highland St., Columbus OH 43201
HARES: NFHN Robin, Illuminutti, and Itchy Bitsy
MUSTER: 12:00
CHALK TALK: 1:00
TRAIL: A to A prime
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: Your hippie spirit
SHIGGY: 1.5/5
P.S. You’re on your own for parking. Carpool or uber are excellent ideas.

05/14/16 #040

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Trail #040
WHEN: May 14, 2016
HARES: Battery Operated Boyfriend and Dangerous Dismount
MUSTER: 4pm
CHALK TALK: 5pm
WHERE: Plank’s Bier Garten, 888 S. High St., Columbus OH 43206
TRAIL: A to A prime
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: your hashy spirit
POISON SHIGGY: maybe
WATER SHIGGY: maybe

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Cinco De Mayo Pub Crawl
WHEN: May 6, 2016
HARES: Moon Over My Truckie and Serialbater for Ultraman’s virgin lay
MUSTER: 5:30
CHALK TALK: 7pm
WHERE: On start is Rackum Sports Bar
2118 Stringtown Road, Grove City OH 43123
TRAIL: A to A prime
HASH CASH: $2
BRING: your fleshlight
SHIGGY LEVEL: 1 – pavement and grass

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Trail #038
WHEN: April 30, 2016
WHERE: 39.885759,-83.375405
WHERE #2: 4015 SR 665, London OH 43140 is the closest physical address. On start is on an old section of road just west of that address, near the bridge. It’s between Glade Run and Spring Valley Roads. You’re looking for this:
On start
HARES: Beamer & Itchy Bitsy
MUSTER: 2:00
CHALK TALK: 2:30
TRAIL: Shiggylicious in every way.
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: You will need a well stocked dry bag.

ON-AFTER: Crown Sports Lounge London
289 Lafayette Rd, London, OH 43140
10 dollar buckets of 5 beers
6.50 for pitchers of domestics.
6 for pitchers of angry orchard
8 for pitchers of fat tire
For food, they order from Cici’s pizza or full menu from Las Mariachis Mexican next door.

WHO: F Troop H3 & Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Road whore to F Troop’s Analversary
WHEN: April 1-2, 2016
HARES: Wee Thing
MUSTER: 1:00
CHALK TALK: 2:00ish
WHERE: 469 Sports & Spirits 1324 Minnich Rd., New Haven, IN 46774
TRAIL: A to ?
HASH CASH: $25 rego
BRING: something adequate
POISON SHIGGY:
WATER SHIGGY:
FROZEN SHIGGY:

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Trail #36
WHEN: April 9, 2016
HARES: Lick Her Aguan
MUSTER: 2:00
CHALK TALK: 2:30
ON-OUT: 3:00
WHERE: Jordan’s Pub, 471 Morrison Rd., Gahanna OH 43230
TRAIL: A to A’
HASH CASH: $7
BRING: “Hare wants bunnies for this Easter themed Hash”
POISON SHIGGY: it’s still dead
WATER SHIGGY: it’s a Lick Her Aguan trail…
MISC: On-in at Jordan’s Pub, 471 Morrison Rd. if you wish to park there
$2 domestics / $3.75 wells

The 32nd edition of the Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus, hared by Dangerous Dismount and Battery Operated Boyfriend, began on a beautiful warm winter day out in the countryside of Johnstown. The locals were blessed with hashers from nearby Dayton H3: Jimmy Buffet and the Shit Stained Penis, Deep Swallows, Fido, Beamer (Bitch Moan Whine), and Goes Down on the Tip.

The trail started out with extremely soggy ground and lots and lots of mud. At the first BN we were graced with excellent stories on how our visitors earned their names. Shrimp was part of the story; but that’s all we will say. After all the beer was gone, we were off to the next BN.

The trail took us to our next BN stop which happened to be a horse farm, where the only swallows in the barn was Deep Swallows, who got to pet his first horse. The barn had many horses to keep us occupied while we were drinking the cold beverages. The boys decided to leave their mark in the horse stall. Some had never been in a horse barn, let alone had the opportunity to urinate in a stall (since every guy is hung like a horse, right??) They can now scratch that off their bucket list!!

To get to the SN stop, we crossed a muddy corn field, a small creek and headed deep into the woods. We passed a deer stand, to which two members apparently had “climb a deer stand in the middle of the woods”, on their bucket list. That is now scratched off the list, along with a full “moon” trail, to put it nicely.

The SN stop had a bottle of Fire Ball, in a camouflage flask; so fitting for our environment. The Fire Ball didn’t stand a chance with this group!! We also got to see a “show” with a squirrel and his nuts. Quite entertaining!!

We took off again looking for our 3rd BN stop. After running back thru the woods, B.O.B. was waiting for us with sleds and more beers. Even though there was no more snow left on the ground, the hill had plenty of wet leaves. A few half minds took to the hill and went flying down the on the saucer. After all the thrill seeking was done,we headed out of the woods. We traipsed thru another muddy cornfield back to the On-In.

Serialbater was the RA for the day, since our usual RA had other things to do that day (and should drink for it later). After the circle was done, we had excellent food provided by B.O.B. Thanks BOB!!

After dinner, the Renegade Beer Fest began. We sampled many types of beer and lots of shenanigans were the air that night. I would say we got to see A LOT of the Dayton << DELETED BY FACEBOOK>> that night, and us girls really appreciated that.

The shitty trail was over and the Beer Fest was a success, and all in attendance felt sorry for the other hashers who missed it. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Godspeed your further trails,
Dangerous Dismount

WHO: Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
WHAT: Mother Udders Cowtown Founder’s Analversary
WHERE: The Rock, 5766 Emporium Square, Columbus OH 43231
WHEN: April 16, 2016
MUSTER: 2:00
CHALK TALK: 3:00
ON-OUT: 3:30
HARES: Black Watch
HOST: Moon Over My Truckie
TRAIL: A to B
HASH CASH: $15 (virgins free)
SHIGGY LEVEL: Minor
ON-IN: 2981 Arendell Ct., Westerville OH
CRASH SPACE: Bring a tent for outdoors or sack and fluffy things for indoors

Who: Renegade Hash House Harriers and friends
What: Renegade Brewery Tour Flight #24
Brewery: Hoof Hearted Brew Pub and Kitchen
Where: 850 N. 4th St., Columbus OH 43215
​Passport: If you don’t have one we will give you a fresh and clean virginal Columbus Ale Trail Brew Book!
​Hare: feel free to volunteer, otherwise show up for drinking practice!
Trail: see above
Muster: 5pm
Hash Cash: if there’s a trail
Why: We are “a drinking club with a running problem”